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So, you've stumbled across this blog through some link
Well, to cut a long story short, this blog was created by a disgruntled and annoyed blogger who came across one too many Twatty and/or Twittish blogs.
What blog again, I hear you ask.
Well, my dear reader, simply put- blogs written by a certain classification of people, who are known as Twats and Twits respectively. (Twats write twatty blogs, twits write twittish blogs, duh.)
So what the hell is a Twit or a Twat anyway?
For more information on "Twits", please kindly make your way here and here.
And no, I doubt you can wikipedia it.
Now that you've familiarised yourselves with Twits and how they work, this blog here *points to the blog whose words you're reading from* is focussing on a new breed of idiots, whom the author calls "Twats", as a play on the name "Twit", (i.e. Twit-Twat; it rhymes, you buffoon) and especially so because the meaning of the name aptly describes the kind of people that fall into that category.
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twat twat [twot]
(plural twats)
noun
2. U.K. a taboo term for somebody regarded as unintelligent, worthless, or detestable (taboo insult)
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
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Twats will be described in more detail in the upcoming post.
But before that, here's a summary and comparison between Twits and Twats.
- Female (but a fair share of Male twits are emerging into 'the scene' too)
- Aged between 12 and 17; mean age is 15.3 years
- Singaporean
- 99% of the time take photos of their faces from an elevated angle of no more than 25 degrees
- Have an inexplicable need to mar their words with extra, totally useless and unnecessary letters.
E.g. "Like" will become "Liiikee", "Shuai" will become "Shuaiiiii", and so on and so forth... FOR EVERY FUCKING WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY.
- As if adding extra letters isn't enough, they think its cool to invent synonyms for everyday words; e.g. "You" becomes "Euu", "Me' becomes "Miieee", and the like.
Twats will be described in more detail in the upcoming post.
But before that, here's a summary and comparison between Twits and Twats.
Twits are usually:
- Chinese- Female (but a fair share of Male twits are emerging into 'the scene' too)
- Aged between 12 and 17; mean age is 15.3 years
- Singaporean
Most distinguishing features of Twits:
- Enjoy wasting money on 'Neoprints' despite being in an age and time of technological advancement, where electronics like Digital cameras are cheaply and readily available. Oh, and scanners aren't yet obsolete, thanks to those Twits.- 99% of the time take photos of their faces from an elevated angle of no more than 25 degrees
- Have an inexplicable need to mar their words with extra, totally useless and unnecessary letters.
E.g. "Like" will become "Liiikee", "Shuai" will become "Shuaiiiii", and so on and so forth... FOR EVERY FUCKING WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY.
- As if adding extra letters isn't enough, they think its cool to invent synonyms for everyday words; e.g. "You" becomes "Euu", "Me' becomes "Miieee", and the like.
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Twats are usually:
Twats are usually:
- Malay
- Female (Haven't seen any male twats around though)
- A 'scene kid', with "Emo" being the most popular, but there exists Ska, Punk and possibly death metal, but I think death metal ones are less stupid. Oh, what an oxymoron.
- Aged between 14 and 17 (Mean age is, surprise, surprise- 15.3 years too. O.o)
- Singaporean
- Female (Haven't seen any male twats around though)
- A 'scene kid', with "Emo" being the most popular, but there exists Ska, Punk and possibly death metal, but I think death metal ones are less stupid. Oh, what an oxymoron.
- Aged between 14 and 17 (Mean age is, surprise, surprise- 15.3 years too. O.o)
- Singaporean
Most distinguishing features of Twats:
- They are avid fans of Emilyism, i.e. Emily the Strange. Can refer to Emily of http://atimeforemily.blogspot.com as well, but that Emily is no Twat. Will be noticeable once you read her blog, AND once you understand more about how Twats work.
-They are the slightly(though I feel that slightly is giving way too much credit) more intelligent counterpart of Twits; you can say a sort of 'evolution', since they are able to type properly and use super long, cheem words. Unfortunately, that's where the differences end.
- Despite being able to write monotonously long, verbose scripts, they are still deemed as ridiculous as a Twit because basically, they do not KNOW how to UTILISE those words in a sentence properly. Dr Marrion is SO NOT impressed. (Will explain why in upcoming post)
- Well, surprise, surprise! The evolutionary process didn't entirely wipe out the camwhoring genes (not that I have anything against camwhores, meh) but this time, there are twists to the way they take their photos. Twats utilise light play and angles, but interestingly enough, this time, the angle at which they take their pictures has been further decreased; i.e. to the point of being from a Bird's eye view. Yes, a bird's eye view is a type of shot used in photography and film making, go goole it if you don't believe me.
- Most phail miserably at attemping to emulate Emily's (the abovementioned blogger) style of using eyeliner. Its either too much or too little, or too.... sepet. >.>
-They are the slightly(though I feel that slightly is giving way too much credit) more intelligent counterpart of Twits; you can say a sort of 'evolution', since they are able to type properly and use super long, cheem words. Unfortunately, that's where the differences end.
- Despite being able to write monotonously long, verbose scripts, they are still deemed as ridiculous as a Twit because basically, they do not KNOW how to UTILISE those words in a sentence properly. Dr Marrion is SO NOT impressed. (Will explain why in upcoming post)
- Well, surprise, surprise! The evolutionary process didn't entirely wipe out the camwhoring genes (not that I have anything against camwhores, meh) but this time, there are twists to the way they take their photos. Twats utilise light play and angles, but interestingly enough, this time, the angle at which they take their pictures has been further decreased; i.e. to the point of being from a Bird's eye view. Yes, a bird's eye view is a type of shot used in photography and film making, go goole it if you don't believe me.
- Most phail miserably at attemping to emulate Emily's (the abovementioned blogger) style of using eyeliner. Its either too much or too little, or too.... sepet. >.>
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Ok, that pretty much sums up everything you need to know about Twits and Twats. Let the fun begin! :D
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