Bitchiness: A must have accessory for every Twat

You know the other thing about twats that escaped evolution?

Its been going around the blogosphere for like, forever.

Twits, apparently, have a very low or, should I say- veerriii l0ww dde 'THRESHOLD' (sorry couldn't find the twit equivalent of threshold) for content duplication and implementation.

In English, that means that they get extremely worked up (trust me, that's an understatement) when they see a fellow twit having the exact same blogskin as theirs, when even an idiot knows that a twit's sense of style is limited to the colors pink, black, pink, pink, pink and black, and that OBVIOUSLY many twits would have the same types of blogskin since, well, they liiikeee mahhss. All liiikee blacck anddd piiinkk dde lahhs. Offf c0rrrs theey anggriiee dde... sh00 un0riginall de l0rrs...

-rolls eyes-

So they get all flustered and start bitching about the other person on every available net space- tag boards, friendster, blogs of friends- et al. and then an all out war starts.

The same can pretty much be said about TWATS.

Although blogskin duplication and implementation is pretty much a rare sight (since black is SUCH a universal color and blogskins.com has such a wide array of emo skins), with twat blogs, things such as lyrics and content theft (plagiarism?) are very much frowned upon, despite the fact that the lyrics do not actually belong to the first twat per se, and that the blog content can pretty much be just a few bombastic words, which, AGAIN, ARE NOT THE PROPERTY of the twat.

In fact, if we want to be anal about this, as long as one reproduces lyrics without permission from the songwriter, it should pretty much be an offence.

Now, you dumb backstabbing fake bitches, do you realise that? Obviously not right?

But of course, the recording industry closes one eye since well, if they wanted to arrest every person who reproduced lyrics, practically the whole world would go to jail.

I honestly feel that its rather stupid, not to mention hilarious when we observe these people, because words are nothing but mere letters; it's only when its strung together with skill and creativity in a SENTENCE that people should take offense if someone reproduces it and passes it off as his own. Not get all spastic and retarded when some song lyrics are taken off or a few words stolen.

-rolls eyes again-

And if YOU are sharp -stares at a certain reader-, you'd KNOW that I'm hinting about YOUR BITCHY CHARACTER.

You know who you are, I know you read this blog, and be glad you've managed to hone my patience with your… bitchcraft.

I'm not perfect; neither are you, and I get pissed off pretty easily, but of late your entries seem to make a lot of sense, unlike before, so, as a sign of respect for a fellow blogger (who grew some brains, fortunately) who KNOWS what she's writing, I shall therefore not identify you.

But, I'm sure you're smart enough to know that I'm referring to you.

=)

And a warning to all Pro-English wannabes out there- You little girls better watch out for us… For you DON'T want to be a featured character on this blog; I assure you its very humilating. Just be yourselves, girls, WHY OH WHY do you want to be something you aren't?

Go do something you're good at, and bloody excel in it, for god's sake- This scene ain't for you if you ain't got the skillz. Don't bloody make a fool out of yourself by fouling up while trying to act cool. You can be cool by just being yourself and doing what you think is right.

FAHAM TAK?


-Dr.Marrion
XOXO