Twats and Made in china product manuals

This will be an extremely short post, but something interesting just struck me.

Have any of you ever come across one of those user manuals for products made in china? You know, the one where its printed on some thin, budget paper, and when you read it you get all giggly because of the tons of grammatical mistakes and the usage of the occasional decasyllabic word which should'nt be there?

Yeah. THAT kind of manual.

If you've never come across one before, don't fret. You are NOT deprived.

Twatty blogs sound *almost* the same as those manuals- only this time, they talk about some random aspect of their lives, like, "I ardor photography" or, "I odium spinach", and of course, with the cheem, never seen before word they managed to source from the trusty thesaurus.

heh heh heh.

And urm, for those who were born without the sarcasm detector installed, the abovementioned examples are SARCASTIC. They DON'T MAKE SENSE because I purposely wrote it that way to simulate an example of how a twat would write.

-rolls eyes-